You HATED Star Wars? Awwww, man! You gotta admit - - - The "Nooooooo!!!" was pretty damn funny. It was entertaining. Poo. The breaking of the restraints there at the end and stomping off, and beginning of a british accent, were all funny.

And as for George Carlin's latest? When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? Lame. I have Napalm and Silly Putty and Brain Droppings but the new one is a deflated version of the other two. He tries WAY too hard. Really bummed me out because the others are some of my favorite books. It's like he was reeeeally stretching to be funny, but didn't quite get there.