In short: life will suck if you let it, so don't let it.
True words of wisdom.

I might bribe the people controlling the transport list, or else help you get sicker so you move up the list. Also, I would get the blood types of people we don't like, and see if any of them matched you, just in case we got really desperate.
Big cackle from that response. You've been watching your medical TV dramas, haven't you?

9. Can we get together and make a cake? if so, what type? I'd love to! We could make one of those fun novelty cakes, the ones that look like a garden or a litterbox.
A cake that looks like it's topped with cat poop = so not appealing. The garden we can work with. I've always wanted to make one of those fancy decorated cakes.

12. Do you think I'm a good person? That's a phrase that means different things to different people. But yes, I think you're unlikely to be a murderer, rapist, or PETA member.
Nice collection of "not good" there.

And I'm a fan of your cross-country plan. Stopping at attractions is the only way to go cross-country.