First, the Walgreens story was hilarious! Poor boys, they didn't know what they were stepping into.

Second, what assholes those guys at the gym were! I can't bring myself to join a gym. It just seems so evil. I figure walking/jogging and lifting free weights bought at Target is enough to get me looking reasonably okay. It helped me lose twenty pounds in a little over two months last year, so that has to count for something. I certainly don't want to have some muscle man telling me how much I suck.