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fredericks) wrote2007-04-16 09:53 am
fredericks) wrote2007-04-16 09:53 am
My last night
Patient: Help me! Oh, somebody help me!
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fredericks: ::enters the room:: Can I help you, ma'am?
Patient: Someone needs to help me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die, aren't I?
fredericks: Not while I'm here.
Patient: Then you better not leave.
Later
Patient: Am I going to die?
fredericks: ::pauses:: It's okay, we all die eventually.
It should be noted that this patient was quite confused and I was quite tired. The first exchange cracked my shit up. The second threw me for a loop. Two more days.
fredericks: ::enters the room:: Can I help you, ma'am?Patient: Someone needs to help me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die, aren't I?
fredericks: Not while I'm here.Patient: Then you better not leave.
Later
Patient: Am I going to die?
fredericks: ::pauses:: It's okay, we all die eventually. It should be noted that this patient was quite confused and I was quite tired. The first exchange cracked my shit up. The second threw me for a loop. Two more days.