3. Who would you really like to punch in the face?
A couple of my coworkers really have it coming. Visualizing giving them a fist sandwich is sometimes the only thing that allows me to make it through the morning.

Are you stealing my thoughts? Because seriously, I had that exact thought this morning about one of my coworkers. Just imagining me punching her (or slapping her, or rolling her chair out into the hallway and locking the door behind her) is enough to buy me a couple more moments of sanity.