*grin* That's hilarious. Was it the "Wiana" part? or the "Fredericks" part?
Wiana sounds, like, vaguely Irish...mebbe?

Your username has me thinking of "Welcome to the Jungle" era Axel Rose. You don't happen to run around in tight leather pants while wearing ripped tees and twirling a Stevie Nicks-style scarf, do ya?