*I* wouldn't pay to see this...

[fredericks]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Parker Posey </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kevin Smith </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">7</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">U2 - With Or Without You </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Scheer - Goodbye </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td>

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
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JAYsus, Parker fuckin' Posey? Not only would the story suck, but I'd have her play me?? Damn. This shit'd be straight-to-video.