Hm, perhaps you're not sassy, but surely you cook soul food and dispense Deep Life Truths, like, totally all the time right?
It's like you know the most intimate parts of me! :)

I live in Queens so I don't find myself in Central Park too often, but it really is awesome. I think I will have to start stocking up on the running detergent if I start getting hardcore. Thanks for the heads up.