I've (re)gained about twenty pounds since you saw me, to be fair. But my knees were going crazy even then, which is part of the reason why I backed off my intense cardio workout schedule. He didn't really care very much when I told him that, that's when he threw out the whole swimming workout idea.

I knew he'd be somewhat oblivious when I read his profile page and it emphasized he was a lettered varsity athlete and he was all about working with sports people blah blah blah. I'd still held out hope. Completely dashed.