Oh my god I hurt from laughing. I just reposted the Wilde link--wasn't sure if I should link back here since it's a personal journal, so let me know if you want me to and I'll update the post.

In re other things:

1. Okay, those ads... I don't even. Way to pander :/
2. Weiner, god, this whole thing is so cosmically stupid. Who. Gives. A. Shit. (Though I did like what Bill Maher said about him setting the bar lower than ever for sex scandals: he didn't even get laid.)