I'm looking out for you.

[fredericks]

Shout out to my girl captainschlumpy : Your guide to absurd 'sexy' Halloween costumes. Because why settle for a sexy nurse costume* when you can be a Naughty Nemo.


*Because I always felt sexy when I was cleaning out and dressing a gaping pressure ulcer. Or when the ileostomy I was trying to pouch just could not stop seeping stool. OR when I ended up finding out my new admission was a hoarder who collected her piss in a bucket. Yeah, totally HAWT.

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[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

I couldn't find the ridiculous Care Bear one I saw last year, but I did find:

Monopoly

Cookie Monster (Elmo and Big Bird are also available, although I think the Big Bird one is kind of cute.)

Pac-Man (the ghosts are also available)

Mario and Luigi

And all four Ninja Turtles

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

Oh, also: I used to get "sexy librarian" comments all the time back when I was telling people I was going to be one. It's not quite the same as nursing (though if you work in a public library, there will be bodily fluids to clean up), but I generally understand your frustration.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Sexy inanimate object = win. Those tend to make me laugh the most.