I'm sorry you're feeling sad. I hope you're not feeling quite as bad as that post, though... Can I offer you good thoughts? Hot men sexing each other up? Annoying customers and supervisors slipping in cat vomit?

Ha! You're awesome. Is "all of the above" an option? And I'm functioning, so it's not too tremendous. It's just a "a-ha, so that's what I was feeling" but of recognition when I'd first read that post.

Amnesty Day is totally better the day *after* Turkey Day. Turkey Day is dedicated to football and white meat comas.