I guess you missed the announcement - there's no such thing as bisexual. See, what was decided by The Powers That Be is that if you're involved with the opposite sex, you are Normal; if you then are involved with a member of the same sex, you are a Gay Homosexual who Wants To Get Married and is a Gay Activist; then if you are once again involved with a member of the opposite sex, you are Forever In The Tabloids.