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× I miss somebody right now. (I miss the memory of something, but not a specific body.)	× I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books. (The buying has slowed down as I've learned how to request books at the library, but I do have a good number.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games. (DDR, RPGs, oh yeah.)	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (I think the last time I made it through an entire movie was YEARS ago, back when the folks had illegal cable. Vids don't hold much appeal for me anymore. Oddly enough I've become simultaneously more and less sexually open as the years have gone by.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Truth when asked, otherwise silence generally works best.)
✓ I curse sometimes.	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ("Mentally"? Everyone changes over time. This question makes my brain hurt.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Kindergarten. Ran up a flight of stairs with a heavy tin Campbell Soup Kids lunchbox. Wacked an upper-grader in the leg. Next time I saw him he had a cast on and was getting around with crutches. Story o' my life.)	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Tell the people to stop talking about me.)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now. (Duh.)
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (I'm afraid to NOT check this.)
× I have long hair.	✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Well, shit.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. ("Yeah, I'll call you tomorrow afternoon". Hmph.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Slash pragmatic.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (People have sex. Why not let people make money from it legally?)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (It's so hidden I have no frakkin' idea what it is.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Crack.)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I have NO liquor tolerance. I can drink half a beer on a full stomach and become immediately tipsy. Getting drunk holds no appeal.)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone. (Romantically? no. Platonically? I like lotsa people, all the time.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future. (I really do.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Three younger brothers. Joy!)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who wrote some of these things?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music. (Allison Krauss and Union Station, the more bluegrassy stuff, some Garth Brooks...)
× I would die for my best friends. (I certainly hope it wouldn't come to that. THEY hope it really wouldn't come to that, rather.)	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	✓ Democrat. (Only to combat the two-party thing.)	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I'm alive.)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Even if it is last minute.)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Clarinet, alto recorder)
× I hate office jobs.	✓ I went to college out of state. (RI, oh yeah!)	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (They hurt you the most.)
× I fall for the worst people. (Rather, falling for people brings out the worst in me.)	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (That one time at the dude ranch.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Hello LJ!)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Unfortunely. I'm crazy for iced tea and coffee.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Once Abby did it I felt obliged to try my hand.)	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I have maybe 20 people on my FL whom I'd consider to be offline friend material. No way I have that many friends away from a computer.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible. (My flexibility occasionally surprises even me.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (sigh)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Hit me with a minor chord and I'm a wreck.)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Said women have to have a slender build, though.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (A lifetime of training has inbued me with a need to please.)	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Back in the halcyon days when I had free mental health. I need some of that now, oh yes.)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (They drive me.)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Okay, just EWW.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I love him, but I don't like him enough.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Story o' my life.)
× I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Usually soundtracked by Tool and/or NIN.)	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (My folks would never stand that shit. I was a rather well-behaved child.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing. (Not in company, unless at church. Even then I wonder if I'm tune or not.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Thanks to my uncle. It's a piece of junk, but it works.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Just erase the mistakes, not take away what I learned from them.)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Never. I'm always falling a little short.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (Please.)	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Used to.)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What the hell?)	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music transports me. Looking around helps me remember I'm not alone.)	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's a fact.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (You can share lunches with and goose offline friends. Once they build those features into LJ I might change my mind.)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

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