fredericks: (Being Veep is hard work *snore*)
fredericks ([personal profile] fredericks) wrote2007-04-16 09:53 am

My last night

Patient: Help me! Oh, somebody help me!
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: ::enters the room:: Can I help you, ma'am?
Patient: Someone needs to help me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die, aren't I?
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: Not while I'm here.
Patient: Then you better not leave.

Later
Patient: Am I going to die?
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: ::pauses:: It's okay, we all die eventually.

It should be noted that this patient was quite confused and I was quite tired. The first exchange cracked my shit up. The second threw me for a loop. Two more days.

[identity profile] 1x2foralways.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Two more days! Yay! (:

[identity profile] fredericks.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE, I am so ready to be off already. :(

[identity profile] sibyline.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i want you by my side when i have a panic attack. :)

[identity profile] fredericks.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*grin* I'm sure you don't, but thanks.