I'm loving it.

[fredericks]

[Poll #1046756]

Comments

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Come on, the man just needs to spread his legs really wide when he hits the loo. Won't you have some compassion for his predicament?

:;snerk::

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Spread his legs, get up, join his neighbor in HIS stall, and smile sweetly? Yes, I'd have complete compassion for his predicament...if he were gay (but he's not gay).

It's like a bloody boomerang. You gotta revel in it, man. :)

[sternel.livejournal.com]

But, if he were queer, we'd still be here.

Mocking.

A lot.

(But he's not gay!)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

If he were gay, I'd shout "hurray"!

But, since he's straight I guess I'd theoretically have to shut up. Theoretically. With his theoretical hypothetical straightness.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

As they say, it's in his DNA -- if he were gay.

Apparently there was questioning of his sexuality in the 80s, at which point he promptly adopted his wife's kids. ::cough::

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I'm making the hand gesture, btw. You can't see it because we're conversing over the internetz.

Yes, well nothing makes a man want to contemplate a lifetime of coitus with a fertile woman like formally raising her rugrats. I'm pretty sure he went straight from submitting the paperwork at the courthouse to the bathhouse.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

I'd almost feel sorry for the guy if he weren't such a motherfucking idiot.

[xioley.livejournal.com]

Or uh, "all the guys do it, right?" Or..."Hitting my college experimentation phase...uh, late." Or..."See, way back, I'm just Greek, and we like to reinstate our...history."

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

..."Hitting my college experimentation phase...uh, late."
is *sweet*. :) And I completely missed the Greek angle. Also missed? "I'm a Republican of the Log Cabin variety."

[bbart.livejournal.com]

You crack me up.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

And hypocritical senators crack me up. It's the comedic circle of life. :)

[orpheus78.livejournal.com]

I think that he was just tense about all of that talk about Iraq and 'pulling out.' <==bad pun!

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Quite bad. Ha! :)

[twoworldsin1.livejournal.com]

I love how the first think Larry Craig said is that he denied he wasn't gay. Not that his behavior was inappropriate, but that he wasn't gay. I mean, let's get THAT straight right now. "I may have given a blowjob in a men's bathroom, but I'm NOT gay, let's get that perfectly straight right now!"