I'm loving it.

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[sternel.livejournal.com]

But, if he were queer, we'd still be here.

Mocking.

A lot.

(But he's not gay!)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

If he were gay, I'd shout "hurray"!

But, since he's straight I guess I'd theoretically have to shut up. Theoretically. With his theoretical hypothetical straightness.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

As they say, it's in his DNA -- if he were gay.

Apparently there was questioning of his sexuality in the 80s, at which point he promptly adopted his wife's kids. ::cough::

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I'm making the hand gesture, btw. You can't see it because we're conversing over the internetz.

Yes, well nothing makes a man want to contemplate a lifetime of coitus with a fertile woman like formally raising her rugrats. I'm pretty sure he went straight from submitting the paperwork at the courthouse to the bathhouse.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

I'd almost feel sorry for the guy if he weren't such a motherfucking idiot.