Spread his legs, get up, join his neighbor in HIS stall, and smile sweetly? Yes, I'd have complete compassion for his predicament...if he were gay (but he's not gay).
It's like a bloody boomerang. You gotta revel in it, man. :)
I'm making the hand gesture, btw. You can't see it because we're conversing over the internetz.
Yes, well nothing makes a man want to contemplate a lifetime of coitus with a fertile woman like formally raising her rugrats. I'm pretty sure he went straight from submitting the paperwork at the courthouse to the bathhouse.
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:;snerk::
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It's like a bloody boomerang. You gotta revel in it, man. :)
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Mocking.
A lot.
(But he's not gay!)
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But, since he's straight I guess I'd theoretically have to shut up. Theoretically. With his theoretical hypothetical straightness.
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Apparently there was questioning of his sexuality in the 80s, at which point he promptly adopted his wife's kids. ::cough::
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Yes, well nothing makes a man want to contemplate a lifetime of coitus with a fertile woman like formally raising her rugrats. I'm pretty sure he went straight from submitting the paperwork at the courthouse to the bathhouse.
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