Cars

Pixar is like...a really hot boyfriend. Effin' amazingly hot, looks great any and everywhere, and so you're a little surprised when he opens his mouth and says profound things. Funny too, but profound. Year after year this dude is just the hotness and smart and funny, so when one year he says something that maybe is a smidge less funny and a little less smart than the thing he said last you forgive him because he's so goddamned easy on the eyes.

That being said, I will go see Cars again. Soon.