Apr. 16th, 2007

fredericks: (Being Veep is hard work *snore*)
Patient: Help me! Oh, somebody help me!
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: ::enters the room:: Can I help you, ma'am?
Patient: Someone needs to help me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die, aren't I?
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: Not while I'm here.
Patient: Then you better not leave.

Later
Patient: Am I going to die?
[livejournal.com profile] fredericks: ::pauses:: It's okay, we all die eventually.

It should be noted that this patient was quite confused and I was quite tired. The first exchange cracked my shit up. The second threw me for a loop. Two more days.

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