Reasons #504 - 506 why captainschlumpy is bottled AwesomeSauce

504. My mishearing of "Superboy toy" as "Super Boy Toy" doesn't cause her to bat an eyelash.

505. Because Magic Wands are not used to remove cat hairs. But perhaps they should be...?

506. Geeking out about DC Comics ftw.

:)

Why, precisely, do I have to get out of bed today? ::is warm, under covers, has water and fic::

Sunday yayz!