Always with the beer, this one...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Fredericks, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She howls vengefully: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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*I* wouldn't pay to see this...

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Parker Posey </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kevin Smith </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">7</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">U2 - With Or Without You </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Scheer - Goodbye </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td>

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

JAYsus, Parker fuckin' Posey? Not only would the story suck, but I'd have her play me?? Damn. This shit'd be straight-to-video.

The Saga Continues

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Nemesis is a:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Blond, Angry Alien </td><td bgcolor="#000000">The final battle will be fought:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">In orbit around a giant spacestation. </td><td bgcolor="#000000">The outcome:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You will attract the attention of a higher being, who will smite both of you. </td>

The Nemesis Meme by quill18
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Hells, as long as my death is accompanied by either Tool's Sober or Forty-Six and 2, I could give a rat's ass. Sides, I've always wanted to be "smited" (smitted? smoted?) instead of "cut down in a hail of bullets" or "pimp-smacked to death".