Lies my parents want me to tell

I told my folks about the letter happenings I detailed in my last post, more on a lark than anything; I knew what they'd say. My mom's never adverse to lying on any number of documents, and it's only by pointing out the fact that, on some of them, signing signifies everything on the forms are correct "to the best of your knowledge" can I get her to stop. They both sort of rolled their eyes and mom asked me if my dilemma was due to "one of my truthful things", which is hilarious since I still have to ask the guy to lie for me. I've yet to hear back from the guy. At this point I'm pretty resolved to not getting into any schools for the Fall and just busting my ass to apply for 10-15 schools for the Spring/next Fall.

I cannot WAIT until next 9:40 next Thursday rolls around.