True story

So, I'm in an eatery around the NYU campus taking time for lunch when this woman in a nun's habit starts coming around supposedly collecting for an orphanage. I, of course, being a cynical bastard, am 99.9 percent sure she's a con artist with an awesome costume - she was wearing an ID fer crissakes! - and so I ignore her as she slowly makes her way to the far side of my tablet. Undeterred, she then sloooowly makes her way over to my side of the table, where I don't even bother with eye contact lest I start with the third degree. I mumble ''no, thanks'' to her begging ...and as she walks away I hear her mutter ''bitch''. To which I reply to her hastily retreating back, ''that's quite Godly of you, by the way.'' I can't wait 'til Halloween.