A fair and nuanced review

[fredericks]

Ninja Assassin is an awful movie. An awful, AWFUL movie. I mean, the thing is truly dreadful and deserves to only be shown to drunk and/or high folks at midnight showings across the country for the full MST3K experience.

In conclusion: homg, so bad!

Comments

[aearonlinn.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Okay, so save it for when they do the RiffTrax! Will do, thanks for saving me the pain. (Though yeah. Shirtless Rain. That's worth it-- so long as I have Mike Nelson commentating.)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait for the RiffTrax of this bomb. ::rubs hands together gleefully::