I'm looking out for you.

[fredericks]

Shout out to my girl captainschlumpy : Your guide to absurd 'sexy' Halloween costumes. Because why settle for a sexy nurse costume* when you can be a Naughty Nemo.


*Because I always felt sexy when I was cleaning out and dressing a gaping pressure ulcer. Or when the ileostomy I was trying to pouch just could not stop seeping stool. OR when I ended up finding out my new admission was a hoarder who collected her piss in a bucket. Yeah, totally HAWT.

Comments

[mysticalchild_isis]

The phenomenon of the "sexy to ultra-sexy" Halloween costume is one that just drives me insane. So freaking ridiculous. And it makes it harder for those of us who don't want to wear underwear as a costume to find cool things.

[bbart.livejournal.com]

Last night I saw a commercial for a Halloween store featuring a sexy squirrel.

[captainschlumpy.livejournal.com]

I saw so many sexy marios at comic con today. I wanted to count them all but it was too much!

[captainschlumpy.livejournal.com]

also! WTF?! remote? unicorn? skunk? That guitar one is slutty and lol at the same time! I would be hard pressed to stop from punching any woman I saw wearing these in the face.

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

I couldn't find the ridiculous Care Bear one I saw last year, but I did find:

Monopoly

Cookie Monster (Elmo and Big Bird are also available, although I think the Big Bird one is kind of cute.)

Pac-Man (the ghosts are also available)

Mario and Luigi

And all four Ninja Turtles

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

Why, why have you killed the sexy nurse for me forever? *sob*

...Kidding.

What a collection of costumes...