A Silly Yet Funny Exchange

[fredericks]

Michael: "You fucked him in your office?"
Brian: "He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time."
M:" "You're unbelievable."
B: "Yeah, that's what he said."
M: "I didn't mean it like that."
B: "Don't tell me no one's ever had a big "O" at the Big Q?"
M: "I wouldn't know."
B: "Well I would. First-hand. And I mean first-hand experience."
M: "Are you saying..."
B: "You remember last Christmas I came to pick you up and you were setting up for Santa's Workshop? "
M: "Not Santa?!? Don't tell me you fucked Santa?"
B: "No....I'm not into fat. His elf."
M: "You didn't!"
B: " What he lacked in feet he made up for in inches..."