The nipples? Cool fun happy-happy time pleasure zones. The aureolae? Okay, also happy happy funtime places. The breasts themselves? Such a waste of body fat. The whole "shelf" idea does seem to hold water. I think someone mentioned to me the other day that the whole thing's a conspiracy by the Underwire Industry. They're right up there with the Freemasons, they are.
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Honestly, now
Date: 2004-08-05 06:24 pm (UTC)