Late night groggy Incredible randomness

[fredericks]

"And it breathes like Egyptian cotton."

"We're dead! We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!"

"You keep trying to pick a fight with me, but I'm just happy you're alive."

"Hey! No force field!"

"For once, why don't we do what our wives *think* we're doing, just to shake things up?"

"I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying NOW!"

"And don't worry; when the time comes, you'll know what to do."

"My God, you've gotten fat."

"Yeah, but, if you didn't notice, Mom, we're not doing too hot ourselves."

And the prizewinner (in context, of course):

"Your baby has 'special needs'."