It's VD!

[fredericks]

Ugh. Listening to Sade on the eve of VD. Bad idea. I recall reading a critic's commentary on her voice, something along the lines of "she sounds like she's coming off the world's greatest orgasm". That still makes me laugh, because it's so TRUE.

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A word of advice, kiddies - if someone from a large chain calls you for a follow-up phone interview and asks you what you'd do if you caught a fellow employee stealing five dollars, NEVER say "bring it to the attention of management, warn the person, and it if happens again, terminate him/her". It doesn't matter if said chain brings in tens of thousands of dollars a day and five dollars would hardly represent a dent. Nor does it matter that maybe that employee might have a family to feed and could be desperate. Nope. What you SHOULD say is "the person should be taken to the media department, where his/her subsequent torture and painful death by means of DVDing [where the cheap $49.99 DVD players shall be thrown at him/her by the brawny guy from Car Audio named Mario until the infidel ceases to breathe] will be simucast on all TVs and PC monitors in the store". Because that's what they want to hear.

Comments

[zelle999.livejournal.com]

I guess the only thing I can't understand is how they can all keep such straight faces. I'm a giggler so I would be up there trying really hard not to, which would just make it harder and harder not to. Everyone up there is so straight faced. I couldn't do it.

So I guess this rocker dude already has a girlfriend and he showed up to a friend's party with hickeys all over his neck. Ummm.. He's 33 for goodness sake.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

So I guess this rocker dude already has a girlfriend and he showed up to a friend's party with hickeys all over his neck. Ummm.. He's 33 for goodness sake.

Not at heart, obviously.