You can't make this stuff up

[fredericks]

Theoretically I should be in Anatomy Lab right now. We're on the circulatory system, arguably the most challenging test section of the entire A&P year (I&II), and this is me promising not to whine about it outside of this entry. I just don't like trying to study in the lab section. It's never really worked for me. At the moment I'm sort of killing time until the 12:30 shuttle to campus shows up. Eh, I'll go back in the room in two minutes.

The reason for my post - Alan Cumming (whom I love dearly, if only for his Nightcrawler German accent and his slimey role in "Circle of Friends") is coming out with a fragrance titled (wait for it)..."Cumming". Honestly, I think he came up with the idea of naming something Cumming first, and then went about trying to find something he could get lots of people to wear and refer to. He's making the rounds on various talk shows promoting the most likely horrendous "Son of the Mask" while talking about his upcoming release.

His release of "Cumming".

Man, I'm trying so hard to conceal my giggles while typing this up. Puerile? Yes. Amusing? Undoubtedly. I'm going to have to catch The Daily Show repeat this evening, where he supposedly had Jon Stewart in stitches over the product. According to a Fellow Fametracker: "[Alan] had Jon cracking up after mentioning the other products in the line, like the candles called Cumming in the Air, or the lotion, Cumming All Over". I ended up calling it a night after Stephen Colbert's revelation that his real name was "Ted Hitler" cracked Jon up so bad he couldn't keep eye contact. Stupid need for sleep.


Please don't ask me when I'm going to grow up. Give me this one thing. I'm tired and it's been a trying week.

Comments

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

The entire episode of "The Daily Show" was comedy gold last night - from Stephen's "This Week In God" to the interview with Alan making his dirty, dirty jokes, to Lewis Black discussing how there SHOULD be as much smut peddled on MTV as right-wing conservatives like to claim there is. Luckily, they re-run it and have it on video feeds forever, so you should be able to catch it.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I caught it last night, and it was funny but not as funny as I thought. Or as funny as I hyped it up to be. Colbert's Week in God was actually in the episode before this one, I think. But "Ted Hitler". That still gives me the giggles.