Sim-Me!

I swear, if I was a Sim, the amount of junk that's currently littering my abode would block the door, preventing me from going anywhere. I would die in a puddle of my own urine, jobless and alone.

God, even when I try to commercialize my life it still sorta sucks. Heh.

Hunger Comfort Hygiene Energy Fun Social Bladder Room Job

Reach for the lasers with Antic's Sims-ulator!