I wish I could call it Writer's Block

Why is it so hard for me to sit down and write a one-page response paper for my English class? I'm almost to the point of feeling physical pain when it comes to writing this paper, so I'm behind by one assignment.

The hell is this so baffling?

And all of Staten Island falls into mourning

Rest in Peace O.D.B. aka Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus aka The Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant. The guy was, if nothing else, good for a lark. Did y'all catch the MTV bit of vid where he rode in a limo with his baby mamma and their kids to pick up a welfare check? And when he was asked what Wu was going to do for the children and he said "Nothin'"? And when he announced that he was "lookin' for girls to put babies in?" God, he was an ig'nant bastard, wasn't he? But he WAS good for a laugh. I stand by that assessment. He was an entertainer and he entertained.
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Finally wrote up one English response paper. I figure I can keep the other one off until I watch the video I skipped out on last week. Yay for me!
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Okay, has anyone else seen the recent "Best Week Ever"? There's a comedian, Jordan Carlos...okay, I *swear* he looks uncannily familiar. Like I went to school with him. Is he like an actor type or something and I'm on crack, or is he not very well-known (of course, I could be on crack no matter what the response).