A list

Plans for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday:
1. Housesit
2. Walk dogs
3. Feed dogs
4. Translate Latin
5. Study Fluids and Electrolytes
6. Study Pharmacology
7. Attempt to do without the Internet and cable
8. Go mad? Perhaps a "do not" is inserted somewhere
9. Prepare for exam


Happy 4th, USers! Huzzah to chucking redcoats.

Friendship is grand

Snippets from our phone conversation

Jo: Osama Bin Laden is a fine looking man.
Me: [pause]...What the fuck does that have to do with anything? That is such a non sequitur. Where did that come from?!?
Jo: I mean, they're going on about "terrorists this" and "terrorists that", and I think he's a good looking man.
Me:...

And later -
Jo: That man wrapped his house up in tarp and saved it from the floodwater. Sorta looks like he covered his house in a giant condom.
Me: ...What did you just say?

We're like two nutty peas in a straitjacket-like pod, I tell ya.