::cue the violin:: Wanted - One Umbrella

This is a request more than anything else. See, I had an umbrella a couple of years back. Quite possibly the awesomest umbrella known to man. It was made by National Geographic and it was black on the outside but patterned on the inside. The pattern, my friends, was of a lightning storm. It was purple and blue and realistic and, oh man, amazing. Ignoring for a second the irony of having a metal-tipped umbrella with a lightning storm pattern on the inside, I miss it. I miss it enough to still think about it two years later. And I'm looking for something similar. I've yet to find any around these parts. I'm basically looking for an umbrella that is non-descript on the outside but patterned on the inside. If anyone on my FL can find one and agrees to purchase it I will pay for the entire purchase plus shipping plus unending gratitude AND the naming of my firstborn child (note - this child's name will be ungodly long by the time he/she comes into the world; I'm trying to figure out how many Scantron bubbles he/she will have to fill out come exam time).