Punting material

I was in a patient's apartment earlier today when my pants leg was assaulted by a yappy dog. You know, one of those small breeds that act like they're on crack, pawing at any part of visitors with which they come into contact. The patient and his wife kept trying to order the dog off me, throwing in the occasional "some people don't like dogs", supposedly directed to the dog in question. I felt like adding "dogs that can't stay the hell away from my person and my equipment, that is". WTF, yo.