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So. Tired. Could not get to sleep last night. Got home early, ate, sat on the couch with my laptop on one side and my tablet on the other and I couldn't even find the energy to write. Like, nothing. The only thing stopping me from going horizontal and grabbing a siesta was that I'd completely slagged snoozed [the English language *pays* me to abuse and *likes it*, dammit - ed.] on my rec. Gah. I need Friday to have been here *yesterday*. Srsly.
Funny the 1st: Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet. Cracked my shit up and also reduced the lady sitting in front of me on the train to tears. The entire article is win-worthy, but the Gore-Al bit got the loudest snort out of me.
Funny the 2nd: Cracked's The 6 Worst Comic Book SuperHusbands. I'd think Pete Parker's retconning of his marriage to save Aunt May would make him nifty husband material (look how he cares!), but then again that whole storyline is crack at its finest, so *shrug*.
Funny the 3rd: McCain's Camp Says Obama Is Playing The Race Card. Well, sheeeeeeeeeeet. Quote of the MILLENIUM (or at least until McCain and Co. open up their collective maw and say something else idiotic): “Barack Obama has played the race card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck,’’ Rick Davis, Mr. McCain’s campaign manager, said in a statement. Yes, because Obama pointing out he's a black man? sort of makes it hard to keep pretending that we don't see race here in America.
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Shit, now I'm all mad. Maybe I should play MY race card and see if anyone trumps it.
Funny the 1st: Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet. Cracked my shit up and also reduced the lady sitting in front of me on the train to tears. The entire article is win-worthy, but the Gore-Al bit got the loudest snort out of me.
Funny the 2nd: Cracked's The 6 Worst Comic Book SuperHusbands. I'd think Pete Parker's retconning of his marriage to save Aunt May would make him nifty husband material (look how he cares!), but then again that whole storyline is crack at its finest, so *shrug*.
Funny the 3rd: McCain's Camp Says Obama Is Playing The Race Card. Well, sheeeeeeeeeeet. Quote of the MILLENIUM (or at least until McCain and Co. open up their collective maw and say something else idiotic): “Barack Obama has played the race card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck,’’ Rick Davis, Mr. McCain’s campaign manager, said in a statement. Yes, because Obama pointing out he's a black man? sort of makes it hard to keep pretending that we don't see race here in America.
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Shit, now I'm all mad. Maybe I should play MY race card and see if anyone trumps it.
