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Thanks for the birthday wishes. Vacay was amazing, I'm rocking the amazing tan (eat your heart out, bronzers!), will post about the experience soon. I'm just reveling in my unlimited internet and cable access at the moment. I had to share this hilarious piece of porn advertising that Providence brought to my attention a couple of minutes ago: Shake Weight for Men (because the ad for women wasn't bad enough).

They're totally onto the joke by now and just screwing with us, right?