I can't make these things up

[fredericks]

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- A Massachusetts correctional officer is being disciplined for showing the gay cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain" to inmates at the state's largest prison because his boss determined that the film includes content inappropriate for a prison setting.
...
::blinks; rubs eyes; looks at byline again::
...
It's official...*ded*
Please send letters of condolences to fredericks@livejournal.com. Thank you.

***
Yesterday when I'd log onto AOL.com one of the headlines read "Prince goes to strip club". Every time I went over there I'd read the headline and say to myself "why the hell does it matter if Prince goes to a strip club? the man wrote 'Darling Nikki', fer chrissake!" And everytime I'd have to click on the link and read the story to figure out they were referring to Prince Harry.

Comments

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Yesterday when I'd log onto AOL.com one of the headlines read "Prince goes to strip club". Every time I went over there I'd read the headline and say to myself "why the hell does it matter if Prince goes to a strip club? the man wrote 'Darling Nikki', fer chrissake!" And everytime I'd have to click on the link and read the story to figure out they were referring to Prince Harry.

I'm not exactly sure why, but this made me laugh so hard.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

:) When I think on my idiocy I can't help but laugh myself.