Mental Status Report

[fredericks]

Scary, very scary: I spent a good 30 seconds wondering how good (or bad) Anna Nicole Smith must be in the sack.

Apparently there's only so much Pharmacology a person can take before they dive right off the Cliffs of Insanity.

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[rwarner.livejournal.com]

Put. The Pharmacology. Down.

You'll warp your mind permanent you keep that up. :)


BTW, the answer is BAAAAAD. I mean look at her, she is a skank. :)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

...but, but, you know that place of badness that's so utterly horrendous it's memorable? Like things end up not where they're supposed to and someone inevitably falls of the bed and you get an elbow in the eye? Perhaps so much skank is channeled within her person that she's found a way to take that and, uhm... As long as you have your penicillin on hand you should be all set.

Jesus Christ. My brain! Xanax and metoprolol and calcium channel blocks and sulfonamides have screwed everything up.

[rwarner.livejournal.com]

Would penicillin be strong enough?

Just imagine the new beasties she has incubating in there.

Ok, now I've gone and squicked myself out. I'll be shutting up now. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Beasties. Now that I'm rested I'm even more scared.

And *where* did that hilarious quote in your icon come from?

[sternel.livejournal.com]

That's it. Put the book down. Find some good smutfic. Go run a shower and have a nice wank. Theeeeeere's a girl.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Pssh. A good wank's your cure for everything.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

No, that's C7H8N4O2.

:p

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

'sthat seriously the formula for a molecule of chocolate? Where's the elemental yummy goodness come from? Life's mysteries and all. Hmm.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Theobromine, baby. The stuff that dreams are made of.

Also found in coffee, iirc.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Not coffee. Nm. Mixing up my dim memories of high school chem. Theobromine isn't related to caffeine. Just from cacao.

[doingsoso.livejournal.com]

LMAO,Hey! if it works, it works, LOL...

[aniseastra.livejournal.com]

Eeek! Please stop studying for a little bit, for your own sanity! Mine, too...now I'm wondering about how all the booze and drugs affect her ability in bed...

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

"Affect her ability". I have to tell you, that made me laugh and laugh.
Along with the mental image created of you running arrays and then becoming distracted by thoughts of Anna Nicole. I hope that didn't happen but, omg, hee!

Ahh, Megan. :)

[bbart.livejournal.com]

Eep! I feel dirty just reading that.

I imagine she would have a pungent odor. Ew.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

...dude, that's really nasty. You took it to a whole new level.

Hee! I'm easily amused.

[snacktastic.livejournal.com]

Wow. There would be nothing hotter than seeing Anna slurring out, "I love to fuck you fredericks but it would probably sound more like Mmmmfmmfrkds, Oh, I'm so horny, mammfm (with a little bit of pee at the end).

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I have to say that I read this RIGHT BEFORE my last final. I went into the exam breaking into the occasional giggle. I'm not joking at all. Thank you for that.

And I, uh, wouldstilltotallydoannanicle.

[twoworldsin1.livejournal.com]

I'm finding it kind of hard to imagine how your mind would wander from Pharmacology to farking Anna Nicole Smith. Anyway I would imagine it's something like sticking your dick in an overinflated Realdoll or something.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Yes. Well, it happened. My brain works in mysterious ways.