Mental Status Report

[fredericks]

Scary, very scary: I spent a good 30 seconds wondering how good (or bad) Anna Nicole Smith must be in the sack.

Apparently there's only so much Pharmacology a person can take before they dive right off the Cliffs of Insanity.

Comments

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

...but, but, you know that place of badness that's so utterly horrendous it's memorable? Like things end up not where they're supposed to and someone inevitably falls of the bed and you get an elbow in the eye? Perhaps so much skank is channeled within her person that she's found a way to take that and, uhm... As long as you have your penicillin on hand you should be all set.

Jesus Christ. My brain! Xanax and metoprolol and calcium channel blocks and sulfonamides have screwed everything up.

[rwarner.livejournal.com]

Would penicillin be strong enough?

Just imagine the new beasties she has incubating in there.

Ok, now I've gone and squicked myself out. I'll be shutting up now. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Beasties. Now that I'm rested I'm even more scared.

And *where* did that hilarious quote in your icon come from?