A fair and nuanced review

[fredericks]

Ninja Assassin is an awful movie. An awful, AWFUL movie. I mean, the thing is truly dreadful and deserves to only be shown to drunk and/or high folks at midnight showings across the country for the full MST3K experience.

In conclusion: homg, so bad!

Comments

[captainschlumpy.livejournal.com]

RAIN!!!!!

I approve of this review and add only one minor correction and an addition
Awesomely bad. and not enough scenes with wet, topless RAIN!!!

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

You'd have only been satisfied with shirtless wet Rain throughout the movie, I'm sure. :)