Sign me up, sir.

[fredericks]

Okay, okay, I know the fanboys are basically ready to burn "Constantine" at the stake (if I have to hear "But he's BRITISH!" one more time I'm going to ram something in someone's you-know-what), and I know that even Gaiman himself is readying for a stinker (a la his blog, which I'm too lazy to link to at the moment). I'm still intrigued, though. And TILDA SWINTON is playing Gabriel! I've been crushing on this woman since "Orlando". And she simulated making out with Ewan "The Shlong" MacGregor in some movie or another (which I need to add to my Netflix cue right about...now). Oh, this woman is so damned lucky. I feel like pre-ordering a ticket for "Constantine" immediately.

Yes, I'm a simple simple woman.