A Silly Yet Funny Exchange

Michael: "You fucked him in your office?"
Brian: "He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time."
M:" "You're unbelievable."
B: "Yeah, that's what he said."
M: "I didn't mean it like that."
B: "Don't tell me no one's ever had a big "O" at the Big Q?"
M: "I wouldn't know."
B: "Well I would. First-hand. And I mean first-hand experience."
M: "Are you saying..."
B: "You remember last Christmas I came to pick you up and you were setting up for Santa's Workshop? "
M: "Not Santa?!? Don't tell me you fucked Santa?"
B: "No....I'm not into fat. His elf."
M: "You didn't!"
B: " What he lacked in feet he made up for in inches..."

Hmmm

You know things have gone horribly wrong when you're afraid to say what you want to because of who's in the audience.