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Now a word from your viewing public.
Aug. 17th, 2004 10:00 pmHey, Olympic commentator guys:
-Take a minute and STOP YELLING EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON! I mean, damn. You have a microphone right in your grill. Yelling's not helping me hear what's being said...
Okay. Yell so loudly that you short out the audio.
Okay, fine, I'll press the mute button. You happy now, punks?
-Stop sweating this Phelps kid, like he's the next best thing after handheld massagers. I'd begun to hate him out of retributional spite before seeing that the push of him downplayed Lenny Krazelburg's return from injury and that he ended up costing Gary (Da Bloody MAN) Hall a spot on the 4x100 relay team. He can suck it, for all I care. No more fawning over him, no more "tribute" spots, especially when I'm trying to hold down my Croissant Pocket, por favore.
-Just stop all the touching scored interludes in general. I don't give a good gorram if the Romanian Women's Gymnastics team trained in a facility with concrete floors and no heat. Nor do I care that Khorkina posed in "disreputable" magazines (actually, that I do care about...awesome!).
-Shit. I just clicked over to ESPN.com to find out how to spell Khorkina's name and found out the US Womens Gynastics team got the silver. There goes all my suspense. Bloody time difference.
-Take a minute and STOP YELLING EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON! I mean, damn. You have a microphone right in your grill. Yelling's not helping me hear what's being said...
Okay. Yell so loudly that you short out the audio.
Okay, fine, I'll press the mute button. You happy now, punks?
-Stop sweating this Phelps kid, like he's the next best thing after handheld massagers. I'd begun to hate him out of retributional spite before seeing that the push of him downplayed Lenny Krazelburg's return from injury and that he ended up costing Gary (Da Bloody MAN) Hall a spot on the 4x100 relay team. He can suck it, for all I care. No more fawning over him, no more "tribute" spots, especially when I'm trying to hold down my Croissant Pocket, por favore.
-Just stop all the touching scored interludes in general. I don't give a good gorram if the Romanian Women's Gymnastics team trained in a facility with concrete floors and no heat. Nor do I care that Khorkina posed in "disreputable" magazines (actually, that I do care about...awesome!).
-Shit. I just clicked over to ESPN.com to find out how to spell Khorkina's name and found out the US Womens Gynastics team got the silver. There goes all my suspense. Bloody time difference.
