Lemurs not allowed?

Ninja New York. Srsly. It's a restaurant near Battery Park that's ninja themed. Because when I think "ninja" I think $15 bowls of miso soup and a kids menu. The description of the miso soup is infused with a little bit of win: "Vegetable Miso Soup. If you find a prize, you may be assassinated!?" The exclamation and question marks? Actually on the menu.

I thought ninja's didn't eat normal food, but subsisted on the souls of those they killed. That dude at Ask a Ninja has been totally lying to me.