Small children beware

[fredericks]

I look like Hermione Granger circa Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. No, I haven't suddenly regressed to the age of 10 or become Caucasian nor do I have UK citizenship ("look like..."?), but my hair is like a damn Brill-o pad. At this point I'm keeping a comb out of it to reduce the broken hair product cost. Maybe getting out of the house to make myself look semi-presentable would help combat the whole "I feel like shit" phase I'm mired in at the moment.