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[fredericks]

If 51 percent of American moviegoers aren't ready for gay marriage, then they're sure as shit not ready for a love affair that combines homosexuality, bestiality, robophilia as well as a little amputee fetishism for good measure.
Uhm, yeah: Cracked is tackling comics again. This article is titled "5 Superhero Movies Scenes They'll Never Let You See" and...omfg, dudes. O-M-tothe-F'ing-G, man. The Ant-Man bit? ::no words::

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[aearonlinn.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh my god... Ant Man... I... my eyes!!!

Dude. You made my day. And by made I mean "scarred" but that's usually a good thing. Sort of.

See how confused that made me?

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

The author's "that ain't Royal Jelly" seals the deal. I simply cannot believe that was in the comics and not taken from a porno knock-off. Well, maybe. It's just wrongly hilarious.

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

What about him saying "all right son - your turn"? even if he doesn't mean "son" literally (I can't tell from that little snippet), there's a whole tag-team vibe there that's kinda creepy.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

GAH! That's true! I didn't even think about his two dialogue bubbles at the end there, because I was too busy laughing/being horrified that was in an actual wide-release copy of Avengers. I hope he's saying "Sam", no "son", because working incest into the story as well? Not FTW. Not FTW at all.


But, strangely, still funny. Sue me.