fredericks

Alright, I'm the first person to defend scientific experiments and thoughts. I think that even the most idiotic and mundane seeming research, most of the time, benefits us and is for the greater good. But this? Sleeping position reveals personality traits? The fuck? No, sleeping position reveals how comfortable (or not) one's bed is. Or the quirks of one's body. Or how many people have to sleep in the same bed with you. You know damn well if three of you have to squeeze onto one Serta y'all are going to be sleeping on your sides.

I recall sleeping on my side when I was younger and then switching to sleeping on my stomach once I started getting back pains every so often (curse you, puberty!). It doesn't mean I had a "social, easy going personality" and then switched to a "brash and gregarious one". Ten dollars says a grant from some government agency covered this piece of tripe.