Drink the haterade

[fredericks]

FUCK DAVIDS BRIDAL. Seriously, fuck this store v. v. much. Walking into this store gives me the urge to punch people in the face.

That is all.

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[sternel.livejournal.com]

This wouldn't happen to be tangerine flavored haterade, would it?

Although, really, regardless of the flavor, I drink deeply of this haterade with you. Preferably spiked with vodka.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Got it in one. This post would have turned into a rather broad rant about how much I loathe the wedding industry and the marketing towards brides along with a diatribe on shitty retail practices but they brought my dress out finally and I ran the hell out of there.

And thanks for the laugh. Now I'm imagining Klingon drinking rituals involving cursing ones foes while drinking Tang. My mind, it is a strange desert.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

THE HONORABLE WARRIOR WOULD CONSIGN SUCH FRIPPERY AND COLOR TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS. THE HONOR OF STO-VO-KOR IS UNDESERVED BY SUCH POORLY MANUFACTURED EXCUSES FOR FORMAL GARMENTS.

DRINK YOUR STRANGELY COLORED SORRY EXCUSE FOR BLOOD WINE AND BE GRATEFUL THIS IS NOT A PROPER KLINGON WEDDING WHERE YOU WOULD BE FORCED TO BLEED ALL OVER YOUR WHITE GOWN, BRIDE.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

*grin* OMFG, how are you so awesome??? You must have been born that way.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

<3!